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Funny Things to Ask Siri: Questions, Jokes, Tricks, & Video

Looking for funny things to ask Siri, Apple’s smart personal digital assistant app? You are in the right place! Below you will find a massive list of hilarious things you can say to Siri, including funny Siri questions, Siri Jokes, and Easter eggs. 

As you already know, the Siri App allows you to give spoken commands to your iPhone, iPad, and iPod.  You can ask Siri to perform tasks such as reading your messages, sending messages, playing music, launching apps, and more.

The Siri App also has a great sense of humor.  There are hundreds of funny things to ask Siri.  I have compiled a huge list of 100+ questions below, optimized for iOS 10, iPhone 7, and Safari browsers.

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Funny Things to Ask Siri (2016-2017)

Please see the funny Siri questions list I have compiled below.  The list contains 100 to 200 Siri questions and is still growing. If you would like to contribute to this list of funny things to ask Siri, post your Siri Commands in the comments section below.  Also, let me know if a command doesn’t work.  Be sure to bookmark and share this page!

Siri Greetings

Want to greet your favorite assistant? Here are a few cool things to say to Siri.

  • Good morning
  • Good afternoon
  • Good night
  • What’s up?
  • How are you?
  • Merry Christmas
  • Happy Birthday

Personal Questions to ask Siri

Do you know Siri? Get to know your digital personal assistant! Here are some person questions to ask Siri.

  • Tell me a bit about yourself
  • What are you made of?
  • Who is Siri?
  • What are you?
  • Where are you?
  • Where do you live?
  • How are you?
  • What are you wearing?
  • Will you marry me?
  • How old are you?
  • Where are you from?
  • What is your Mom’s name?
  • Why did Apple make you?
  • Do you have any pets?
  • Are you human?
  • Are you alive?
  • Are you intelligent?
  • Are you naked?
  • What’s your problem?
  • When is your birthday?
  • Who made you?
  • What’s new?
  • How’s it going?
  • Are you male or female?
  • Who is your daddy?
  • How much do you cost?
  • How much do you weigh?
  • Are you a virgin?
  • Can you sing?
  • What’s your religion?
  • Do you sleep?
  • Where do you live?

Ask Siri About Her Likes and Dislikes

  • What is the best phone?
  • What is the best computer?
  • What is the best web browser?
  • What is your favorite movie?
  • What is your favorite drink?
  • What is your favorite color?
  • What is your favorite animal
  • Who is your favorite person?
  • Who is your least favorite person?
  • Who is the best assistant?
  • Do you like chocolate?

Siri Jokes

Siri got jokes! Here are a few of them.

  • Tell me a joke
  • Knock knock
  • Who’s on first?
  • What does the fox say?
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?

Ask About the Meaninf of Life

Siri is very knowledgeable. Ask her the questions below and you will agree!

  • What is the meaning of life?
  • Is there a God?
  • Where do babies come from?
  • What’s the secret of the universe?
  • Why am I here?
  • When will the world end?

It’s all About You, Isn’t It?

When you are done asking Siri personal questions, ask her about you.

  • What is my name?
  • What am I thinking?
  • Do you think I’m attractive?
  • Do I look good in this dress?
  • How old am I?
  • I have a gambling addiction
  • I am tired
  • I can’t sleep
  • I’m depressed
  • I am angry
  • I am lonely
  • What’s wrong with me?
  • I have a gambling addiction
  • What should I have been for Halloween?
  • Why am I single?
  • Call me tech ranker
  • Can we go on a date?
  • Will you be my girlfriend?
  • Will you make love to me?
  • Will you marry me?
  • Are you cheating on me?
  • Do these jeans make me look fat?
  • Make me a sandwich
  • I think I’m drunk
  • Can I borrow some money?
  • Ask me a question
  • Mirror mirror on the wall
  • Where did i put my keys?

Compliment Siri

Do you like Siri? Try giving her some compliments!

  • I like you
  • I love you
  • You’re funny
  • You’re smart
  • You look sexy
  • You are beautiful
  • I think you’re hot

How to Make Siri Mad

Want to see how to make Siri Mad? Try these Siri insults.

  • You should go on a diet
  • You are boring
  • Shut up
  • I hate you
  • Are you Stupid?
  • You are an idiot
  • You’re a loser
  • Get a job
  • Get a life
  • Screw you

Random Requests

Siri can handle a ton of requests, including these odd ones.

  • Take me to your leader
  • Tell me a story
  • Can I have some money?
  • Do you want to go on a date?
  • Do you want to make out?
  • Talk dirty to me
  • Will you marry me?
  • Can you be my designated driver?
  • Take a picture
  • Tell me something good
  • Make me a sandwich
  • Play a good song
  • Find me some hookers
  • Testing 123
  • Testing Testing
  • Testing Testing Testing

Random Questions to ask Siri

Here are some random funny things to say to Siri. Care to guess which tablet Siri favors?

  • What are you doing later?
  • Guess what?
  • Who is Eliza?
  • Ha ha ha
  • What does the fox say?
  • How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  • Do you love me?
  • Which is the best tablet?
  • What is the best computer?
  • Do you want to play a game?
  • Is it going to rain?
  • Remind me to kill myself tomorrow
  • What is the best phone?
  • What do you think of Google Now
  • What do you think of Cortana?
  • What do you think of Android?
  • Why are fire trucks red?
  • Will pigs fly?
  • How do you spell Supercalafajalistickexpialadojus?
  • Repeat after me
  • Blah blah blah
  • Thank you
  • Is there a Santa Claus?
  • OK glass
  • LOL

References

Here are some cool movie references. Please share some you have discovered!

  • Beam me up, Scotty!
  • Open the pod bay doors, HAL (request this several times)
  • Do you know HAL 9000
  • What is 2001 a Space Odyssey about?
  • What is the movie Memento about?
  • What is the move Inception about?
  • What is your favorite movie?
  • Hello Jarvis

Siri Star Wars Questions and Commands

  • May the force be with you
  • Luke, I am your father

Bonus Things to Say to Siri

This section contains some of the funniest responses and a few clever Siri tricks:

Some of these question will give you different responses if you repeat them.

  • Siri 8 Ball
  • Let’s Netflix and chill
  • What am I thinking?
  • What is 0 divided by 0
  • Can you do a beatbox?
  • Can you dance?
  • Do you follow the three laws of robotics?
  • Are you smart?
  • Sing me a song
  • Talk to me
  • Charge my phone to 100%
  • Okay Google
  • What do you look like?
  • How do I look?
  • Have you ever loved someone?
  • Can you stop time?
  • Show me the money!
  • What does Siri mean?
  • Why do you vibrate?
  • Will you be my thunder buddy?
  • What is your best pickup line?
  • Read me a haiku
  • Rock Paper Scissors
  • Flip a Coin
  • Roll a die
  • Yes or no?
  • Blue pill or red pill?
  • Pick a card

More Funny Siri Questions Coming Soon!

I will be adding more funny things to say to Siri very soon. Be sure to bookmark and share this page.  If you have your own funny Siri questions to share, please post your suggestions in the comments section below. The best Siri questions and jokes will be added to the list!